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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Space Girl

Space Girl Comes to Solar Systems Near You!

Coming at us with the biggest bang yet, sending shock waves across light years is Space Girl (aka Lauren Franscesca)! A rocket-fueled ride in a runaway universe causes g-force climax at liftoff; octopus aliens, a neurotic computer, stuffed animals in danger, and more are what's in store, with inertial trajectories perpetual. The galactic girl's adventures rival the best in Buck Rogers serials, adding fresh adventures to cosmic chaos; going where no one has gone before, she needs no man or crew. Our buxom beauty from beyond is a black hole of female force, a solar flare of fantasy, and a true Barbarella for the times. Will she save the scrunchy wunchy or choose, instead, the poop-eating Sluggulons, who, worse yet, eat their own poop! Yes! With Space Girl at the helm, poop eaters are protected, oversexed computers can be serviced, and disembodied heads can't rule the world. Captain Kirk, beam yourself up, and get out of the way! Space Girl is here, with ray gun six shooters and more! Let the countdown begin! 
"Your guidance system is breaking down!" ~ Space Girl
"Well, maybe if you took some time to warm up my engines, instead of ramming the clutch and gunning it all the time!" ~ The Ship's On-Board Computer
In the first episode, Space Girl is under attack but her ship refuses to be abandoned!

Thursday, January 2, 2014

The Official Nominees for the Winter 2014 Macabre Faire Film Festival

Space Jockey Reviews is proud to share the official nominees for the Winter 2014 Macabre Faire Film Festival, and what a star-studded list it truly is! Our very own Editor in Chief Chris Rennirt had the great honor of being a judge; so, a full ten-rocket salute is hereby launched to celebrate the nominees here at SJR! Out of this world, as always, and congratulations to all!

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Zena S. Dixon (Real Queen of Horror)

Fuel the rockets!  Space Jockey Reviews has recently joined forces with Zena S. Dixon (Editor in Chief at to bring humans and aliens alike THE movie reviewing show of shows--Dissecting Cinema!  Yes, click here for the first stellar episode that already has astrophysicists rewriting formulas for the depth of cinema reviewing possible!What's also not to miss is an introduction to Zena, with her very own video! Watch this, and you'll see the personality, commitment, enthusiasm, and all-out love for horror that makes Zena more than special at SJR...and everywhere else! Without further ado, let the video, the rockets, and Zena begin!

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Saturday, November 23, 2013

Winter 2014 Macabre Faire Film Festival

Space Jockey Reviews is proud to announce that our very own Editor in Chief, Chris Rennirt, is a judge for the Winter 2014 Macabre Faire Film Festival.

“TwitchTwitch Productions presents Long Island’s only film festival catering to films in the sub-genre categories. This networking haven will showcase independent films from around the world for the 5th Macabre Faire Film Festival and unite directors, actors, producers and fans under one roof for 3 days of movie madness, live band performances and Awards!” ~ Macabre Faire Film Festival

Check out all the latest on the festival’s official website at It all happens at the Mill River Manor Best Western Hotel, Jan 17-19, 2014. Get your tickets now, and don’t miss it! In the meantime, tease yourself with sneak peeks at the truly sensational cinema showcased! Enjoy!

Thursday, November 14, 2013

FACELESS (with Chris Rennirt and Zena S. Dixon)

Are you ready for a movie-reviewing duo second to none? Of course you are! So, whatever you do, don't miss Dissecting Cinema with Chris Rennirt and Zena S. Dixon! First up for dissection is Jess Franco's Faceless. Yes! Sharpen your scalpel and get the movie on the gurney. The first show is here!

And, of course, you must enjoy the theme song, Faceless (by Vincent Thoma), as much as we did!

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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Crying Wolf - "An Extraordinary Tail"

"From the Director of DeadTime and Zombie Harvest comes Crying Wolf! They're hungry, hairy and ready to hunt you down! The comedy horror Crying Wolf tells the story of strange and weird goings on in a little English village called Deddington. The gruesome death of local girl Charlotte by a rabid monster causes alarm and revulsion - before desperate reporters, crazy detectives and revenge seeking hunters descend on the scene! Crying Wolf is a fast-paced British comedy horror that will keep you howling for more!" ~ Written by Crying Wolf Ltd
Crying Wolf is the latest film from Tirana Films International and Great Dayne Entertainment. It stars , , , , , , , , , and Space Jockey Reviews favorite ! (Yes, anything with Caroline is already in the review queue at SJR!) Crying Wolf is directed by and written by Andy Davie, Michael Dale and !

The movie will be released in cinemas and on DVD worldwide in 2013. From the trailer, Crying Wolf doesn't look to be making false claims like the "Little Boy" of nursery rhyme fodder. Plus, Space Jockey Reviews always loves a good British horror comedy! So, of course, it's already on the radar for a full review. Yes! Stay tuned for all the bloody details and lycanthropic updates (wink, wink). In the meantime, get your silver bullets ready, hang your wolfsbane high...and, with caution, check out the tooth-filled trailer below. Here, a metaphorical "sharp bite" is surely ahead! Enjoy

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Jenny Brown Interview

Lately, Space Jockey Reviews has scored a series of awesome interviews with the blogging world's finest friends and creators of critiques we so love to read!  Who is the ultra-talented cosmic cohort this time? Who is this most colorful siren of cinematic content?  It's none other than Jenny Brown (aka Jenny Krueger) from Memoirs of a Scream Queen at course!

Yes, who else but Jenny Brown can scream her way into the hearts of humans, monsters, and yes, aliens alike?  Who else produces such compelling photos to complement a portfolio of pulchritude, all the better done with blood, no less?  Of course, I could go on and on; but, I won't.  Instead, I'll just let you see (and hear) for yourself the awesomeness that is Jenny Brown. Pictures galore of Jenny are above, in the interview, and below as well. Enjoy!

Oh, and be sure to stick around for the end after the end. Like they say, "It ain't over 'til it's over," and not until Jenny returns for her last thank you!  Stay tuned to see is special enough for a call back on SJR!