JENNY KRUEGER'S MEMOIRS OF A SCREAM QUEEN--Where Chris Rennirt is the 150th Follower!

Yes, you read that right!  Chris Rennirt (that's me--the one and only Space Jockey Reviewer) became the lucky (or fateful) 150th follower on Memoirs of a Scream Queen--the superstellar website posted and hosted by none other than Jenny Krueger, THE Scream Queen herself!  What chance or forces of fate in the cosmos were steering my fingers as I clicked on that "Join this site" button at that moment in time, I cannot know--but that it happened is surely a fact.  More fortuitous things have surely come to pass in the cosmos, but surely none so well appreciated by me.  Why?  It set in motion a cause/effect relationship that made me the subject of a feature post!  So, to start things off, a great big Space Jockey thanks goes out to Jenny Krueger!  Thanks a bunch, Jenny!  It is greatly appreciated!

Now, rather than go on about myself, I'll tell you more about the whole lot there is to know and appreciate about Jenny Krueger--another gorgeous girl of gore!  Yes, you might ask how an article that seems to be about Chris Rennirt can actually be about Jenny Krueger.  Rather than even trying to answer, I'll just defer to Jenny's own words: "It's better to be random and shocking than 'normal.'"  Random, I will surely be.  Shocking?  Not yet anyway.

"People ask me why I consume my life with all things horror, It's fun. You see some people sew others golf. Me, I like to see people's insides on their outside." ~ Jenny Krueger

One major thing I like about Jenny is that she's up front and honest about her movie reviews from the start--and I really like that about a scream queen reviewer of cinema.  She makes no bones about what she does (no pun intendeed).  Here's the warning on her website, with every honest word intact:

"All of my movie reviews contain spoilers and will give away the ending of the movie. If you don't want the movie to be spoiled then I suggest you watch it before you read my review(s). Read at your own risk." ~ Jenny Krueger

Now, that's what I call honesty you can trust as far as the Space Jockey Rockey can travel--and that's really far!  Trust me though!  With or without spoilers, you will want to read Jenny's movie reviews.  They're just that good!  That's coming from one already-addicted reader (and writer) of movie reviews myself.

"I always tell people if you're not out shocking people then you're just plain boring." ~ Jenny Krueger

At last view, Jenny has 97,431 pageviews, and yes, 150 devout followers!  WOW!  What a well-deserved following of scream queen loving fans she has, with many more in the very near future, for sure!  Below, a gothic Jenny shows us what a real scream queen can do with a lovely face!  That's a face that horror lovers, aliens, and general audiences alike can easily love!  Regardless of the horror, the beauty cannot be hidden!

 

 Here's more interstellar info about Jenny, straight from her profile!  Good stuff here; check it out!

About Jenny

Gender	Female
Industry	Internet
Occupation	Scream Queen, Writer
Location	1422 Elm Street Camp Crystal Lake, Utah, United States
Introduction	My name is Jenny Krueger. Horror Writer, Scream Queen, you're IT girl for all things Horror. I currently reside in Utah trying to move to California to work for FEARnet or Bloody-Disgusting. The Zombie Apocalypse is among us. You've been warned.
Interests	Writing, Blogging, Music, Movies, Zombies, Make-up, taking pictures, goofing around and having fun.
Favorite Movies	A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody Valentine 3D, Beetlejuice, Children Of The Corn, Dawn Of The Dead, The Devil's Rejects, House Of A 1000 Corpses. Night At The Roxbury.
Favorite Music	I love hard rock and heavy metal music. My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Aiden, Simple Plan, Rob Zombie, Marylin Manson. I also love 80's pop and rock.
Favorite Books	Carrie, Pet Cemetery, Children Of The Corn. Almost anything Stephen King. The Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter.

At Elm Street and Camp Crystal Lake, it looks like Jenny is neighbors with none other than Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees!  What luck!  I'd say they're neighbors only a scream queen could have.

Also, check out Jenny's self-portrait in photos--Things That Define JK (Jenny Krueger)--by clicking here! It's a lot of fun! Plus, you'll easily get to know Jenny a lot better at a glance!  At least a few photos require a bit of explaining, and Jenny does a screaming fine job of doing it.

 "The Zombie Apocalypse is among us. You've been warned." ~ Jenny Krueger

Here's one final fact as interesting and unique as Jenny herself.  Whereas many bloggers avoid spam like the plague and pay large amounts of ransom to avoid it, Jenny openly invites it.  Yes, you read that right; she invites it, no doubt with a smile (or a scream) as well.  "Spam Me!!!" Jenny says.  Any questions, comments or concerns, please email me at misskrueger666@hotmail.com"  So, go ahead and send Jenny those questions, comments, or, in the unlikely event, even concerns.  I'm sure she'll be screaming happy to get them!

ZENA – THE REAL QUEEN OF HORROR

"One of my ultimate goals is to create different types of horror films that everyone sees, hopefully allowing millions of people to review my films!"♛ ~ Zena

For the few of you who don't yet know "Lovely Zena," let me introduce you.  She is, indeed, (true to her name) the essence of "lovely," being a "Real Queen of Horror" as well! Zena's an ever-alluring blue-blooded beauty and royal reviewer fit for the court of any king. She tells it like it is, reviewing cinema that chills and kills with wit and charm, warming your heart, before she takes it from you. Yes, no horror fan's heart is safe from Zena! Just when you thought nothing could be better, there's more! Zena does it all in sumptuous styles and frightful fashions.

“… I LOVE HORROR! If horror was a person, I would so be its friend.”♛ ~ Zena

When it comes to beauty and horror, Zena blends the two to make them one, in a style that's all her own.  "Under my manicured brows," she says, "my eyes have matured in observing the beauty in everything, even in the most HIDEOUS."

Watch Zena's video below (Too Fast Clothing), and you'll see new meaning to "stealing one's heart" in style.  The fusion of beauty and horror here is seamless!  (Those spine-pattern high heels with the zombie handbag are just perfect, surely looking no better on anyone than Zena!)  From the fate of the guy in the car, I think he'd agree!

"Oh là là!" as the French would say.  The way Zena reviews that handbag and set of spined heels makes me almost wish (just for a moment at least) that I was a girl myself, able to enjoy it all as much--that is until I realize it's better being a guy dazzled by Zena's presence as "The Queen."

“My mother reared me from the womb on dairy and horror, both of which I still hold dear to my heart.” ♛ ~ Zena

 

Okay, with Zena being The Real Queen of Horror, one viewing of her is never enough. To sit in her court is to be addicted.  So, here's another of Zena's videos not to miss; in this one, she's giving an honest, tell-it-like-it-is review of Fright Night. Trust me!  The heart will not beat to overheat, before she finishes and claims it for her own. Enjoy it while you can!

I guess I'd better stop right here, while I still have my heart.  It skipped a beat several times, while writing this review.  Luck can't last long with Zena on the screen. In this kingdom, she's the queen! :)

"Originality is a dying art that needs to be revived so...here I am, the Real Queen of Horror. ♛" ~ Zena

Check out Zena's website by clicking here; check out her Youtube Channel by clicking here, and follow her on Twitter by clicking here. Surrender your heart in advance!

SPACE JOCKEY REVIEWS' STAR SHOWCASE: JILL KILL

“I write horror. So far, I’ve only killed with words.” ~ Jill Kill

Jill Kill is a high-class horror hottie to die for, for sure! She’s a gothic gal, with haute couture style to spare and more accents than a vampire who’s lived in every country for eternity. What’s better is that this carnal cutie is also one rocket-fueled reviewer of cosmic cinema! What better combination of beauty and brains exists in the time/space continuum than Jill? “None,” I say! What better video of Jill is there to start with than one featuring her dressed as Death–the character from the Neil Gaiman Sandman comics. “None,” I say again! Oh, and that British accent; it packs enough fuel to power our sun another 10 billion years–at least!  Yes, Jill is a sultry, raven-haired siren who can melt a man faster than a Buck Rogers ray gun on full power!  Watch Jill below, and you’ll see what I mean; she’s reviewing The Thing (1982).  A horror hottie reviewing a hot horror film is a combo not to be missed by any fan, for sure!  Enjoy! (Trust me, it’s effortless!)

One dose of Jill Kill is never enough for me, so let’s do another! (What a beauty she is!) In the next video, Jill shows off her natural good looks, out of her comic-book-character costume, at the premiere of the Filipino horror movie The Road. Jill talks about a number of other things, including her own Filipino heritage. This time, she even talks with an equally seductive Filipino accent! Yes, Jill is hot enough to burn a hole in the Sun, but, like a moth to the flame, she always brings me back for more. Watch her videos at your own risk. They are addictive!

Jill Kill is featured in the Star Showcase because of her uncommon talent as a movie-reviewing maven of cinema. Whether a flapper, a gypsy, a hippie, a superhero, or Death, Jill’s a natural, shining every time, like a star on the silver screen. Besides, Jill is also an experienced SAG actress and horror hostess, among her many credits. She currently writes and produces for television (most recently the Adult Swim show Loiter Squad) and has a horror script in the the works that is, no doubt, “a killer.” Jill is available for writing, hosting, acting, voiceover work, modeling, etc.  She may be contacted through her website at www.jillkill.com.

“I prefer to live and work in a world of my own imagination.” ~ Jill Kill

The Space Jockey Time Machine sees an infinity of great things ahead for Jill anywhere she goes; no solar system has the power to capture her as its own! Check out more of Jill’s video reviews on her Youtube channel by clicking here!  Subscribe and be one of her “Darklings” today!  There’s light years more where this came from!

Check out Jill’s superstellar website by clicking here!

Visit Jill’s Twitter page by clicking here!

Check out Jill’s Facebook page by clicking here!

When the Borg said the famous line, “Resistance is futile,” they were actually referring to Jill Kill. As I started to end this post, I was compelled, by cosmic forces beyond, to include yet another video of Jill. In this one, she’s dressed as Selena Kyle (Anne Hathaway) in the upcoming sure-to-be-blockbuster The Dark Knight Rises. Here, Jill shows off another of her unique appearances, dressed to the nines, and fit for the cover of Vogue! The hat, gloves, and everything is just…perfect! Enjoy!

Over and out for now fellow rocket riders! Don’t stay “down to Earth” too long; there’s too much out there to see–like Jill Kill!

An interview with Jill Kill is in the works! It will be featured in an upcoming post on Space Jockey Reviews. Stay tuned!